Daymak plans to introduce a new electric scooter call “The Photon”. It’s like every other electric scooter except it’s somewhat uglier, somewhat slower (max speed 9.3mph), somewhat heavier (37.5 pounds), somewhat more expensive ($299, or $499 with a lithium battery), and it expects you to stand on a solar panel.

I swear to God, I’m not making this up.

And assuming you aren’t blocking the panel with, you know, your feet, and haven’t cracked the panel by standing on it, or gotten dirt on it from your shoes, and never go inside, it will charge the scooter in only 17 hours!

How relaxing, waiting 17 hours for your scooter to charge.

It also has a built-in boombox.

Because why not?