If you have ever seen the movie Idiocracy you know that it was only a matter of time until this product was invented. The only real surprise is that it wasn’t invented by and for Americans.

Poo powered bike
http://www.cnet.com/news/toilet-motorcycle-runs-on-human-poo-power/
http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2011/09/30/toto-toilet-motorcycle-neo-biogas/
I don’t know how to say this… but I think this motorcycle will turn heads, and hold noses. This is Easy Rider for the incontinent.
“Still got the Harley”
“Nope, I’ve got prostate troubles, so I picked up one of them poopercycles”