Carbon fiber gives us unprecedented ability to craft the shape of a bicycle frame. But the fact that you can execute novel frame designs doesn’t necessarily mean that you should. Case in point, the “Signorina” naked lady bicycle from Abbott Cycles. (Note that I have linked to them via “nodotlink.com” deliberately to deny them the page views that may well have driven them to execute this stunt).

Look bad, huh? Wait, it gets worse.

Anybody buying this frame should have to register as a sex offender.