Have you ever wanted a bag that does not carry much, but is very heavy?
Or maybe you were looking for a scooter that was top-heavy, so you could fall on your face and break your teeth? If this sounds appealing, for the low, low price of $600, our friends at Coolpeds USA will sell you one of their “Briefcase Electric Scooters”
If that was not cool https://onhealthy.net/product-category/erectile-dysfunction/ enough, for an extra Benjamin, they will add a solar panel to the bag – that is right, instead of walking, you could be riding an electric scooter powered by the sun. Talk about eco-friendly!
And to seal the deal, our friends at Coolpeds will tack on a $128 shipping charge to the East Coast!
Quick, quick, hide my credit card.