Connected Cycle – Quick, somebody, hide my assets!  I actually like this thing.

It’s self powered and contains a GPS and a modem of some kind… sure it may cost more than my bike, sure you may find your pedals ripped off… but hey it’s on Kickstarter and that’s a sign of quality.

If I had one of these, I would know how far, how fast, how many bumps.  Life would be so much better.  I could tweet while riding!  I mean now, I have to remember these things or wait until I get off the bike!  The horror… the horror…