I’m pretty sure we’ve written about this design before, but I’m too lazy to check. Seen in the wild today in Grand Central Station. The thing looks to weigh at least 30 pounds and the rider had to lug it up a long staircase before he could use it.
If there is one thing we know at Wheeled Thing, it’s that when it comes to wheels, bigger is better. Big wheels roll over cracks or potholes that a smaller wheel will get stuck in. Big means they ride smoother that don’t have speed wobbles…
One of our biggest frustration with the Razor Scooter fad was the fact the wheels were way to small, and sent too many children to the hospital for facial reconstruction surgery.
Well, plastic surgeons of Ameraica… I’ve got great news for you – The Eon Scooter will soon be flinging kids off their scooters at speeds up to 45 mph!
The video on their Indigogo page is 1:30 in length. Of that time, only 20 seconds (with some of in slow motion), show the person riding the scooter. 35 seconds are shown with the owner dragging or charging the scooter. That’s right, expect to be dragging this thing around more than riding it.
Included Dork Mode
We urge you not to buy this rolling death trap… but our friends at Eon were kind enough to include a “folding mirror” which will help you to remove the gavel from your chin and repair your front teeth. At Starbucks they hate when you walk in with exposed face road rash.
Please clean the blood off your face before entering the office