Segway is most famous for the embarrassing “Segway PT” scooter for overweight tourists and mall cops. The company has rolled along in embarrassing fashion, much like their signature product — they sold out to one of their distributors for pennies on the dollar in 2009 and he literally rode one of the devices off a cliff and died in 2010, and his estate sold the company to a private equity firm in 2013, which in turn dumped it on a Chinese competitor in 2015.
And the Chinese competitor is working hard to come up with new products worth of Segway’s cringe-inducing brand name.
Anything I would say would be pale compared to the reviews of actual owners…
“After less than 3 months of riding the tread on one shoe is separating from the hub, causing a nasty wobble. Segway support does not answer their phone, and they do not respond to the emails to technical support that their phone system says to use “for the fastest service.”
“Very difficult to get a hang of it. Lack of resources and training and manual make learning rather challenging. Also the build quality is a bit unfortunate.”
“Junk. That is all I have to say.”
For updates on this fine product, check out the Amazon reviews. Segway’s newest marvel is on sale at the moment for only $300!
The entrepreneurs behind Runfun had a vision — what if, instead of putting on a pair of shoes and going running, perhaps while carrying a phone or MP3 player, you could instead charge up a robot called “rufus” that would roll ahead of you like a juggernaut, clearing the path of pedestrians and young children by smashing into them as you approach.
The entrepreneurs, by the way, seem to be Dutch. Their website promises that the device can “execute complete workouts” including “pyramid fartlek runs.” I don’t know what that means, and if you are Dutch, I don’t want you writing in to tell me.
Wheeled Thing was lucky to visit Southern France this summer. His favorite thing about France was this sign. “Do not enter, except bikes”. It recognizes that bikes and cars do not have to follow the same rules. No Right Turn Sauf Bikes, No Left Turn Sauf Bikes, Do Not Enter, Sauf Bikes.